Satan Loses to God

“High news: owe eden,” Satan answers.

“But you do care. It shows all over your face,” God reveals.

“I knew zoey then,” Satan answers.

In this round you have to choose from two double entendres of what Satan answered. 

Benjamins

Satan loses to God

“I don’t care. They still love money, right? Isn’t that the root?” Satan argues to God.

Satan beats God


In this round, you have to pick which way the story goes.